My Girlfriend.

Typical conversation with my mom:

mom (4:39:07 PM): o is there anyone in your life that i need to buy a christmas present for

mark (4:39:19 PM): yea

mark (4:39:22 PM): her name is steel

mom (4:39:30 PM): hahahahahahaha

mark (4:39:39 PM): shes a migratory rainbow trout

mark (4:39:45 PM): she wants a spey rod for xmas